Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Google: to great for words

Google. [pause to think about what all that entails]
  • gmail
  • best search engine
  • images
  • videos (You Tube)
  • Blogs
  • Chats
  • Documents
  • Spreadsheets
  • Calendar
  • Spell Check
  • ETC.
If you use the internet you use google. Google is to internet as Q-tips are to cotton swabs. Google is like the Wal-mart of E-world. You know you need a lot of stuff but only want to go one place.... Go to google.
Some features you may or may not know about Google
    • When you chat on google it saves the conversation like an e-mail
    • When you receive emails with appointments it automatically gives you the option to make it an event in your calendar
    • You can store your documents and spreadsheets on Google and allow others to view/edit them from anywhere in the WORLD
    • It has a search engine
Google is good.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

fortune cookie

I got a fortune cookie and it said "You need to make important decisions in the final days of the month". It is the 28th and the end of the month is approaching....... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm forced to make an important decision and it may be irrational due to not having enough time to make the decision.
Decision Options

Do I drop out of school and go to work in the circus?
Do I or do I not go to Honduras?
When should i go to the Grand Canyon
Should I run for Governor of Texas?
Do I name my novel....
"Kevin Baynard goes to the edge and back"
"Whats up my nerds?!?!?"
"Jesus comes back, Macs rule the world"
"Don't knock it till you try it"
"I didn't think I'd like apple pies but boy was I wrong"

Those are my options...

Obviously I need help....



HELP................................

Monday, January 22, 2007

Peyton

I don't know how many of yall saw the game yesterday. But Peyton is a fickle individual. Many people have called him the "Jim Kelley" of the new millennium. It is pretty obvious that for the past few years he has worked for more than the colts, the mafia. No one is that good in the regular season and then that bad in the post-season except for ol' Jim. Yesterday he began the normal Pats playoff game.... throwing blatantly obvious interceptions. But he turned it around. He said screw the mafia. A ring is now worth more than 1 million per pick to peyton....

Saturday, January 20, 2007

A Man's Game

Once upon a time, in an old mill village that they called "Cedarvale" the kids started playing a little bit rougher. Boys will be boys, but for these boys football, baseball, and hide-and-go-seek in the dark was not enough.
Justin's back yard was perfect for baseball. This commitment of a great baseball field was there, trimmed trees to avoid interference, permanent bases in the ground, ivy grown up the outfield fence. But after a while baseball was not enough.
Stephen's yard was a typical backyard football field. Rough grass between the hashes. The twenty-something yard gap with no boundary, the flowerbed on the south end and the swing post on the north end. The games were filled with hard hitting, deep passes, and trick plays.
Then one guy in the neighborhood caught wind from a friend a few neighborhoods down of a new game. Oklahoma. The roughest toughest team in the country. It was a 10 yard by 10 yard square in which you played football in. 3 on 3, no passing, no fancy moves, just running down the middle head busting plays.
That was it and for a group of blood thirsty 12 year olds it was heaven. A man's game. Every day that summer the guy's of cedarvale would split forehead and black eyes on the new gridiron. That game definitely but the hair on the chest of those boys. By the end of the summer every guy had his share of black eyes or sand dollar welts on the arms. Even a few walked off that field with a broken bone.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Cutting Edge Technology Review

As some of yall have heard the new technology that is now available, the eyephone. As you know it is the greatest phone to ever come out. It has everything every American needs in a phone. With this phone you will always be in touch with every form of communication. Basically people will always be able to get in touch of you regardless of the form of communication they use i.e call, text, e-mail, aim, facebook messages, wall writings, video chats and probably much much more i do not even know about. The price is a little steep, 499 for a 4gb ipod and 599 for an 8gb ipod. But Dan put it best "I mean if someone gave me 600 dollars and said I could only use it on a phone I would definitely get the eyephone."

I mean I guess since no other phone cost near 600 dollars by default Dan is right. So if someone does happen to give you 600 dollars and tell you that you must use it on a new phone, get the eyephone. Otherwise its way overpriced and settle for the free flip phone that gets the job done.

I'm checkin out.

-KB

P.S. Checkin out does not mean dying

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

School.

With only 21 min left i find myself reflecting on this legendary day.... the first day of school. For many of my peers it is the their last first which is something i hope they cherish. It was a good day cause as most of you know there is little school going on and still a lot of socializing. By Tuesday it will be back to some ol' same ol'. I do have a new class.

Nextel 101. This is where we learn common nextel slang and how to use our blackberry. We learn techniques like "business happens in the truck supervisor". This guy drives around the jobsite in his heated/air conditioned truck point and talking on the nextel of what needs to get done today.

Or the Overbeeper. This is the field guy who is the biggest suck up and beeps the project manager back in the trailer to ask him how to do everything and what he should do next every 5 min.

This is going to be a tough class but i think i can get an A.

Sunday, January 7, 2007

mY aPOLOGIES

Well blog world i've fallen flat before i even flew high. I guess you could say "i wrecked" but i hope this blog isn't totaled and faithful bloggers will still come back for more now that i am prepared to blog some more. Please friends tell your peers that you can see the world through Kevin's eyes once again.

You see there was some sense of significant symbolism due to the absence post. It represented a silent time in my life; a time away from time if you will. During the last month at home things have been uneventful but very relaxing. I found a good mix of work, play, and rest to refresh myself for this semester.

I am now back in Clemson and ready to dazzle my blog world friends with some incredibly deep post (probably some frivolous post too).


Warning: These are my 2 cousins and uncle... all of which are bigger and badder and scarier looking than myself. They are not afraid to come out of the mountains in which they live in and take you out. You mess with me You mess with them.

To the right is my 7th grade bully after they got done with them